random observations

I watched 3 hours of the greatest 100 songs of the '90s last night while cleaning my apartment. My apartment was trashed, so it was that time. While I watched VH1, I had some thoughts in no specific order.

1. How is Brett Michaels famous enough to have a house full of skanks who want to maryy him? Poison hasn't released a song in a decade. He wears a bandanna because he is bald. On the other hand, the idea of having girls who want to date you audition on a strip club pole is a very valid way of finding your soulmate.

2. Scott Baio? Really? This bothers me more than number 1.

3. A Brady has his own reality show about his model wife not sure if she wants to have a baby because her boobs won't look as good? This is worth an entire season? I understand why the world hates us if they are stuck with our tv.

4. I know the words to a lot of boy band songs from the '90's. Like whole verses of Backstreet Boys songs. This worries me a lot. It's tearing out my heart when I'm with you. And when we are apart I feel it too. With or without you. Enough said.

5. There were a ton of commercials for feminine hygiene products. I guess the 90's caused a lot of pms symptoms.

6. I feel cheated that Kurt Cobain didn't make any more music.

7. I found my Hootie and the Blowfish debut album when I was cleaning. It is now on my Ipod. What a great cd.

8. The 90's had some great tunes. I feel sorry for all the freshman I'm around who don't remember when Hit Me Baby One More Time owned TRL for 4 months or whatever.

9. Speaking of Britney, wow, what else can you say? Her early stuff before her slut phase was really sexy. She could sing a little too. She was no Christina, but she was ok. Good luck with all that Britney.

Hallelujah Hollaback.

so i went to vegas for a wedding july '07

I thought this one was up already but I only had it on myspace so I cross posted it.

So I was invited to Vegas for a wedding by Jess and Jake. myspace.com/push180 is jake and jess is www.myspace.com/prollytheawesomest. Jess runs the coffee shop in Litchfield and that is how we met. I have been looking for an excuse to go to Vegas so when they invited me I said definitely. I got to Vegas and the first night there I went with Jake his brother and dad and we drank some at the piano bar. We then met up with the girls at the piano bar. I left a bit early and played poker. Kinda hazy on details but the next morning i played some cards and then went to the MGM were Jess had reserved a cabana. That was pretty stellar. I definitely recommend it to anyone heading that way. I then got buzzed and went and played cards again. At this point I got really, really drunk while playing cards and then went to the piano bar at 9 to meet everyone. I was wearing my one nice suit with a bright blue hawaiin shirt my sister bought me. For the record, when you buy Jake a round he then buys you about four. Just so you know. At this point I felt no pain and there are pictures of me standing on a chair. Singing. Along with Journey. U2. The Killers. on the table. I also danced with Megan to that I would walk 500 miles song. We were both drunk.

After the bar closed at 2 i then decide to play poker until 11. When I can't keep my eyes open anymore I go to bed. I then sleep through my alarm for the wedding and wake up an hour after the wedding. I felt pretty bad. Jess, Jake I really do feel bad about that.

I give Jake a call and meet up with the group at Circus Circus to eat steak. My stomach felt so bad I went to gag myself twice. Didn't work. Felt horrible for about 24 hours.

That's Vegas.

new year's resolutions

I thought I'd put these down for a little accountability.

1. start training mixed martial arts again. try to have a fight this year if I can get ready in time. this also goes along with generally getting in shape.

2. cook. i don't do it. i need to.

3. be a 5/10 regular by the end of this year.

4. start going out on dates with girls instead of just flirting for the entire semester.

5. continue to be awesome.

6. don't be an alcoholic